miércoles, 4 de agosto de 2010

Famous people I want to punch in the face

This week I want to punch Tim Burton in the face. He was the Director of that movie with Johnny Depp in it (oh wait, Mr.Johnny "small hands" Depp is in all his movies). I want to punch Tim in the face for what he did to the movie Batman (1989)...why you may ask?
 Simply because we know who the Joker is, "Jack Napier"... wow talk about ruining the entire batman franchise. We never know who the Joker is, that is the whole idea of the Joker. He is an unstable freak who doesn't quite know who he is either. Here is a quote from the Joker when talking to a shrink about his past "well I wake up and I remember it one way, the next day I remember it another way, if I am going to have a past, it might as well be a multiple choice".
 The reason the Joker is such an amazing villain is because he is so mysterious, no one knows anything about him. This is really important to the Batman vs Joker relationship. The Joker does not want to know who Batman is (because that would spoil the fun... but in the movie Joker finds out Batmans true identity), and the Batman will never know who the Joker is either. Yet Tim Burton thought it would be a good idea to completely ruin that relationship.
 Here is another mistake Tim made, he killed off the Joker... what a prick, he actually kills off the Joker.

 Anyway, the whole completely ruining the Batman film is the main reason I want to punch Tim in the face. Also because his movies suck arsehole, ever see that headless horsemen film? yeah I know, it was cheesy rubbish. Actually those two are the only movies I have seen of his... 


 

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