Are all Sith Lords pedos?

 The Sith are angry, backstabbing, maniacs who hate the Jedi. One of the main reasons they are angry maniacs is because they were abused as children.
 Take Darth Maul for example, he was abducted by Palpatine as a child and trained as a Sith. Now fortunately for Palpatine, Darth Maul was put out of his misery before he could get revenge on his abuser.
 Sith Lord-Sith Apprentice relationship is the same as priest-choir boy, except choir boys end up committing suicide where as Sith Apprentices stab their Lords in the back and go on to be Lords themselves and abuse the children of the star wars universe. 
 So what is the lesson of todays story? Well if you are one with the dark side, then that probably means you had an old man ramming his cock down your throat as a child.